yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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