that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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