This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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