The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
handjob tips. give me some.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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