Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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