There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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