Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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