is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Randomize
