look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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