why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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