I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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