Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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