it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
