they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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