YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
