Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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