yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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