I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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