I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
