btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i've created a new STD.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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