The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I licked your asshole in confidence.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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