Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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