Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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