do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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