Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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