There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
