And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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