Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Randomize