actually, I'm a sock model
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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