Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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