Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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