when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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