If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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