I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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