Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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