How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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