Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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