I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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