I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
tell me about the eggs
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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