wat bout pragnant strippers??
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I am naked and annoyed.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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