So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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