no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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