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So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
After tacos, we're chasing women.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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