his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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