meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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