C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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