Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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