Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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