David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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