I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It's shark week go big or go home
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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