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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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