if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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