So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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