I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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