U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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